Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Book - 2004
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In her diary, middle school student Jamie Kelly describes her life at home and at school, including her attempts to triumph over her nemesis, the beautiful and popular Angeline.
Publisher: New York : Scholastic, c2004.
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ISBN: 9780439629041
0439629047
Call Number: BENTON
Characteristics: 95 p. : ill. ; 20 cm.
Subjects: Kelly, Jamie (Fictitious character) -- Fiction.
Schools -- Juvenile fiction.
Middle schools -- Juvenile fiction.
Diaries -- Juvenile fiction.

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“never underestimate your dumbness!!”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”

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lorena34
Feb 20, 2013

This book is funny!!! :)

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

good and funny 2 read...lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ANGELA MIAO
Oct 25, 2011

I like this book! It's funny.

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Jasleenrox
Jul 30, 2011

LOL!Tese books are hilarious!

The_Hunger_Games Jul 21, 2011

lol awesome fuuny book =)

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Ucod
Nov 02, 2010

lol

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Turandot
Oct 26, 2010

This series is soooooooo FUNNY!!! I actually laughed out loud a coulpe times! Jim Benton is awesome. Did you know he created Happy Bunny?

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

In her diary, middle school student Jamie Kelly describes her life at home and at school, including her attempts to triumph over her nemesis, the beautiful and popular Angeline.

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