Never Underestimate your Dumbness

Never Underestimate your Dumbness

Book - 2008
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"...Isabella is probably right. She almost always is...But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest..."--Cover back.
Publisher: New York : Scholastic, c2008.
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ISBN: 9780439825962
0439825962
Call Number: BENTON
Characteristics: 150 p. : ill. ; 20 cm.
Subjects: Diaries -- Juvenile fiction.
Middle schools -- Juvenile fiction.
Schools -- Juvenile fiction.
Middle school students -- Juvenile fiction.

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nams94
Apr 16, 2019

Here's how I think the Divorce Ceremony should go:
*You have to invite all the guests that were at the wedding, and they get their wedding presents back.
*At the end of the ceremony, instead of kissing, they bite each others faces.
*Bridesmaids still have to wear gross dresses. (They make more sense here.)

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nams94
Apr 16, 2019

Things that should make moms happy but seems to make them mad
--Hey, Mommy! Guess what I got pierced?
--I dressed a stray cat in your underwears and let it go.
--I taught the dog to fart Grandma's name!

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nams94
Apr 16, 2019

Plus since my mom manufactured me...
...doesn't that make everything I do her fault?

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nams94
Apr 16, 2019

Evidently, crying bridesmaids with bleeding feet are one of the main symptoms that a wedding isn't going well.
Other symptoms include:
1. After bride says "I do," she follows it up with "Yeah, right."
2. Groom bites head off bride cake-topper.
3. Brides eleven ex-husbands show up for ceremony.
4. Wedding rings. Onion rings. What's the diff?
5. When groom is told he may kiss the bride, he says "I'll pass."
6. Instead of throwing her bouquet, Bride makes groom eat it.

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”

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Tinkerdanielle
Mar 04, 2016

Pretty good book and is really funny:)

samirpharmacist Dec 28, 2014

😄😃😀😊☺️😉😳 funny

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lorena34
Feb 20, 2013

It funny

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

good and funny to read...lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bessylibrary1
May 31, 2012

i love it!

fluffy8 Mar 05, 2012

this series ROCK!!!!!!

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TaTa11
Nov 19, 2011

I really enjoy these books because they can be so funny.For my rating i would put it as very good :)

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Jasleenrox
Jul 30, 2011

LOL! These books are hilarious!

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Ucod
Nov 11, 2010

not a bad book :P

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nixon
Jul 31, 2009

very funny and hilarious!! lved it

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

"...Isabella is probably right. She almost always is...But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest..."

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