Evidently, crying bridesmaids with bleeding feet are one of the main symptoms that a wedding isn't going well.
Other symptoms include:
1. After bride says "I do," she follows it up with "Yeah, right."
2. Groom bites head off bride cake-topper.
3. Brides eleven ex-husbands show up for ceremony.
4. Wedding rings. Onion rings. What's the diff?
5. When groom is told he may kiss the bride, he says "I'll pass."
6. Instead of throwing her bouquet, Bride makes groom eat it.